I have been so busy. Week #2 of training for the real life job. My first week at the new club…. which reminds me.
I’m working at a new club called Guilty – Gentleman’s Lounge. It’s linked with Sinners – Male Revue where my BFF works. I had worked with these ladies briefly a couple months ago and I liked how they were running. But it’s a voice club and partakes in the Lovense. Lovense is the brand name of a company making teledildonics. Quite a word, eh? When someone tips the jar connected to your toy, it turns on and gives you a jolt. Varying lengths of time based on the amount of the tip. I wanted no part of that….. yet.
But, life has a way of changing. I haven’t had a toy in forever and I never enjoyed insertables. Why was I about to drop $100 USD on something with no return policy and unsure I’d enjoy? Cuz I haven’t had a toy in forever. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
So when I got the “Lush 2”, I had to try it out. It’s an insertable egg, essentially. In that baby goes and turn it on. Mild reverberations going on, not bad. Turn it up. Hmmm, not really liking that feeling and definitely not excited. Crank the muthafucka and……….. this is horrible! All I feel is like I have a big shit coming on. Major disappointment.
This is when I learned about the “no return policy”. Well, shit! Now I was out $100 and years of pleasure. LOL Then I remembered the toy I did love. My butterfly – a clitoral stimulator. It literally got worn out. Let’s see what the Lush 2 can offer me in that way. I’m keeping it. Oh My Gosh!!!! That’s a win!!!
So, if you’re wanting to hear me moaning and getting excited, drop over to Guilty and put some lindens in my tip jar. You’re gonna love it! ♥