What is “kinky”?

That is a topic that I will not cover much in this post. It’s easier to list what is NOT kinky. Ok, it’s not that much easier to list what is not kinky. However, I’m not done.

Take a moment to think about your kinkiest fantasy. Now, close your eyes and think how you can make it a little kinkier. Your smile just got bigger, didn’t it? Now, close your eyes and do it again. Perhaps a little tingling in the nether regions now? Now make it KINKIER!!!!

No, you may not stop reading and rub one out. Wait until I’m done.

Your original “kinkiest fantasy” was just made three times kinkier as you crawled deeper into it. How kinky does the original fantasy seem now? It might not seem “as” kinky as you thought. Hmmmm.

Believe it or not, some people think someone watching them have sex with their spouse is “wicked kinky”. I’m here to tell you it is only “wicked kinky” to them. Rating: Vanilla with a half cherry on top. (Side note: the use of a vibrator for her or him in the bedroom doesn’t constitute kinky anymore. We’ve digressed far beyond that.)

Has the human depravity level gotten lower or are we just not hush hush about it? Marquis De Sade was most certainly not the person who created BDSM. He was just very vocal about it. His Rating: 5 scoops, different flavors, 3 toppings, 2 sauces and a SLICE of banana…. perhaps even bigger but I’m already craving ice cream so let’s move on.

I get nervous when a friend says “so and so” is kinky. As a million of things race through my head and I’m looking at my friend who has dropped the bombshell, I try to come up with a level of what I think THEY think is kinky. I do not say it, just tuck it in my mind, and then I say… “Oh?” Cuz you KNOW they are dying to tell you.

Bobby likes a finger in his ass when we have sex.

Suzy, Bobby’s wife/girlfriend/whatever

Now I have to act like I’m shocked, surprised, astonished, grossed out. Meanwhile I’m thinking…. “Just a finger?” Usually my reply is a fake look of surprise (I probably already sensed that about Bobby) followed with a shrug and “To each their own”.

Whatever you are comfortable with and all parties agree with, have fun. Safe and consensual, always. Sanity if you can. ♥

Lexi

living the second life.

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